Lovecraft’s notebook of horror
May 10th, 2008 Posted in not climbingImpressed as I was by M Rock’s horror names I started browsing the web for some online lovecraft stories … when I came across this, H.P. Lovecraft’s Common Place book, a collection of “ideas, images, & quotations hastily jotted down for possible future use in weird fiction.”
holy crap some of these are terrible “148 Vampire dog.” / “17 Doors found mysteriously open and shut etc.—excite terror.”
Here let me help you “H.P.”
- 34 Man buys haunted candy, can’t tell it’s haunted because it’s very small.
- 85 Juice in orange isn’t really juice but something else. Man dies.
- 122 Man buys coconut, later realizes it’s a giant alien? egg? monster? It drives him mad.
- 602 House is not constructed according to regulations.
- 766 A dog puts on a pair of pants. The dog shits the pants.
- 908 Rapper spits unspeakably dope rhymes
- 270 Man is horrified to discover human hand at end of each arm.
- 1206 Man is bitten by spider, acquires spider-like abilities. Responsibility?? Does whatever a spider can
- 898 Man stays up too late posting on the internet, fatigued the next day. He’s not a man. Climbs badly.
“heh”
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